Wiz: As a matter of fact, Yoshi had transformed into a rat-person, and was raising four adolescent, genetically altered shinobi terrapins, but that's another story altogether. Wiz: Now a master of his craft, the Shredder led the Foot Clan to New York City.īoomstick: Where he found out Hamato Yoshi wasn't quite as dead as he thought. But it's not like he needs 'em anyway he's skilled in unarmed combat, too. This includes stealth, espionage, pyrotechnics, horsemanship, and plenty of weaponry.īoomstick: Yeah, like swords, spears, bo-staffs, and throwing weapons. Wiz: Ninjutsu is comprised of 18 separate disciplines, and Shredder is a master of all of them. Plus, would you wanna get anywhere near a guy covered in razors? I don't think so. Wiz: Which literally translates to "Back-Of-The-Hand-Hooks".īoomstick: Perfect for backhanding! It doesn't cover all that much, but he needs freedom of movement, because, you know, he's a ninja.
Plus, it just looks awesome.īoomstick: Obviously, his armor is also a kickass weapon, and he can cut anyone down with the Tekko Kagi claws on his wrists. Forged from the totems of the clan's defeated enemies, it was formed into an alloy that's stronger than steel. Wiz: That headpiece, the Kuro Kabuto, is a relic passed down through the Foot Clan for over fifteen hundred years. This guy's got'em all over his legs, arms, shoulders, even his head. Did he mean to name himself after a cheese grater? Speaking of which, if his armor didn't make it obvious enough, Shredder's got a weird spike fetish. Wiz: Jealous, Oroku Saki attacked Yoshi, but in his rage, accidentally struck down Tang Shen.īoomstick: Leaving Yoshi and his beloved for dead, Saki took over the Foot Clan and began a worldwide crime spree under his new name.īoomstick: Y'know, I wonder. Hamato Yoshi, not the dinosaur, that'd be weird. But, unfortunately for our future Shredder, she only had eyes for Yoshi. They both pined for the lovely lady Tang Shen. He trained alongside his rival, Hamato Yoshi.īoomstick: They weren't just rivals in martial arts, but in the search for love as well. Wiz: Before he was called The Shredder, he was Oroku Saki, a member of the Japanese ninjutsu Foot Clan. I wanna conquer Earth!īoomstick: Either way, every legend agrees on one thing: He's an absolute badass! Some say he's the reincarnation of an ancient Japanese warrior, some say he's an alien disguised as a man, and some say he's a bumbling idiot who sounds like Uncle Phil.ġ987 Shredder: But I don't wanna conquer this place. Wiz: Many legends surround The Shredder's origins. Wiz: Beneath the streets of New York City, a secret battle wages between four huma noid turtles and a ninja covered in blades, known as The Shredder.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything.
Wiz: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.īoomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles.
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